This past week I participated in the public dissing
of the Obama Administrations new Attack Watch Campaign
One of the most fun things I did over the past few days was read hundreds of the hilarious tweets that came gushing onto that hash tag like so much water busting from the sky during a hurricane.
Here is my Tweet Stream which includes my Tweets and the FUNNIEST Retweets from the #AttackWatch hashtag conservative campaign. The only criteria used to pick these tweets was if I found myself LMAO as I read.
As for the administration? As I said in one of my own tweets, they just can’t resist the Orwellian instincts…
(some are a little salty, so be forewarned)…
Soccer game at 10 am, LOVE watching my little guy tear it up on the field…
Happy CONSTITUTION DAY all you
hash tag FREEDOM WARRIORS!
, my children are difficult to get out of bed in the morning. Can I have some stim $ to hire an undocumented nanny?
; I just saw a fat kid eat a French fry. Racist.
: Dutifully reporting myself to your
group. Your domestic and foreign policies make NO SENSE whatsoever
My 7 yo grandson refuses to eat his peas like Obama said…Can yall send Michelle Obama to “educate” him? K, thx!
the two football moms behind me are complaining about food prices. Please instruct?
Varsity Soccer game…Homecoming win! Go Pumas!
: Reported myself again today to
– one more and I get a visit from homeland security and a Obama 2012 sticker
I just told my eight year old eat his PEAS…Ben, no I was just kidding, here are some gummies, no, please…DON’t report me to
I just laughed at someone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker. I’m self-reporting myself to
I prince of Nigeria. Please to unleash many riches I send you. Simple help by report
. Also, ur credit card.
Many Bothans died to give
the plans to the Death Star.
Time to eat more Peas. Oprah. I loathe her for “selling” Obama to American Women. I denounce myself for thought crimes
When I say Gestapo you say
, Gestapo ‘AttackWatch’, Gestapo ‘AttackWatch’
Yes Obama has now produced 2 forged Birth Certificates on the web
. He also lied and said he is from Hawaii.
I’d like to report college students for refusing free Obama T-shirts and posters. I suspect them of thinking independently
, there’s a rumor going around that Obama might be in over his head.
100,000 people sign up for
. Nothing says America like snooping on your neighbors and reporting it.
Mr. President, There is no greater minority, than the individual.
Haven’t laughed this hard in years! Thanks
trend on my Twitter feed. A great gift from shamed libs that keeps on giving
The GOP 2012 candidate who starts the next debate with “I first want to self report to
for what I’m about to say” gets my vote.
She’ll need care packages
self-reported. and asked: What labor camp will you be sending me to?
my neighbor voted for you only once last election. His lack of enthusiasm is disturbing. Please put a note in his file. Thx!
I will be On the RADIO Friday W/ Jonathan Elinoff the creator and webmaster of New World Order Report bit.ly/nQytJv
I DENOUNCE MYSELF for thought crimes, have relagated myself to eating a Costco Size Bag of Peas as punishment..
Paul FIXED the dryer, so add electrician to his list of Skills, he didn’t burn the house down or electrocute himself…WOO HOO/Dancing…
Difference between Baywatch &
: one is a gratuitous display of fake boobs, the other starred David Hasselhoff
I love email and tweets from libs saying
struck a nerve on right. No — really — it struck our collective funny bone.
Dryer and Dishwasher broke this week, hubby in basement putting in new heating element…here’s hoping that is the fix…lost w/o machines..
Obama’s 2012 campaign slogan: “See that guy over there with more stuff than you? Vote for me and you can have his stuff.”
tweets hilarious, best, of course, Iowahawk and Vodkapundit…funny, funny stuff. Obama just can’t stop Orwellian Instincts..
Just back from King Sooper, and I swear I saw Emmanuel Goldstein.
Here are the tweets from the actual attack watch twitter account. I’m certain these are the types of Tweets that the Administration was looking for, but alas, Conservatives love to mock totalitarianism is all of its many forms…
In a GOP debate, Rick Perry said the stimulus created zero jobs. Politifact.com said “pants on fire.” OFA.BO/odUBEK
Who do you believe when it comes to the President’s record on Israel: his opponents, or world leaders? OFA.BO/iFtohV
See a new attack on the President or his record? Use
to report it and discuss attacks as they happen.
Introducing Attack Watch: your source for the latest information about attacks and the truth behind them. OFA.BO/AttackWatch
We’re responding to these attacks with the truth—and we need your help to spread it. OFA.BO/AttackWatch
False allegations and smears about the President are only going to pick up as we get closer to next year’s election.